nickjonasnipples:

me before work: i hate work i would honestly rather die than set foot in that building even just the idea of working makes my stomach churn FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism

me at work: honestly? this isn’t bad! i’m just doing my thing! making some money! it’s not like i would be doing anything constructive at home anyway! i love working! 

me after work:  that was the worst day of my whole entire life i wish i was dead FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism

sedativeundertheskin:

I don’t understand where the idea that everyone in westeros hates targaryens???? jon and arya’s heroes are targaryens, ned tried protecting two baby targs from robert (jon and dany). I haven’t read all the books but from what I have taken from reading other people’s analysis of the books rhaella was loved and so was rhaegar? What about jaehaerys and alysanne?? They were loved as well?? Like literally the only targaryen i ever hear that actually did bad shit was aerys??? and obv viserys was a little shit but still. People act like the entire targaryen line is a bunch of evil, psychotic pyromaniacs that deserved what they got and its just like no????

rightwingmeme:

graendaal:

Your top didn’t top you, you bottomed your top. Use language of empowerment sisters!

skunkmemther:

shibbpost:

What the fuck is a gender

It’s a purple ghost pokemon that evolves from Haunter

ourbloodiscoldandwearealone:

femmerat:

appetitusinvictus:

when Jesus knew Judas would betray him but invited him to brunch just for the drama of it all

Real Housewives of Nazareth

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